Lady fights off bear with decorative pillow?

As I was reading the Denver Post, I came across an article called,"Vail woman fends off bear with pillow," by the Vail Daily. As soon as I started to read it, I was cracking up! I mean who throws a decorative pillow at a bear. Use some common sense...kick or punch for crying out loud! Officials said the bear and it's cubs were rummaging through cupboards, cabinets, trash, and drawers. How does a bear rummage through a drawer? How about the bears were clawing through the cabinetry like wild monsters that just got into an energy drink making factory, preferably monster energy. But I like to decorative pillow the best, it just adds so much to a little story. And in the end the bears were killed because they came back twice more...maybe a rematch? Who knows...To late now.